Ok buddies, this is pure advertising although not a blatant sales pitch. Every now and then we receive stuff for review as companies see that we have a growing number of loyal readers. We get paid a little which helps us to pay ski passes and pay travel costs, so please let me entertain you with this little story.
Here we go..
Homeboy: “Yo, woman! Check this out. We received a box full of Perky Jerky for review.”
Wife: “What? Who’s a jerk?”
Homeboy: “No, I said they sent us a box full of PERKY JERKY. Wanna taste?”
Wife: “..don’t know. You first?”
Homeboy: “For sure. Just wondering how they figured the name?”
Perky Jerky – Caffeinated Beef Jerky
Giselle, who works for The Performance Enhancing Meat Snack Company (PEMS, LLC) in Denver (CO), sent us an interesting package to Homeboy Headquarters. After opening the box I had a number of black and silver bags, a brochure and a letter on table. “What is this stuff“, asked my friend. “Dude, it’s Perky Jerky. Caffeinated beef jerky, as it is stated on the bag“, I replied.

It took few seconds for my friend to figure out what Perky Jerky is, because beef jerky is not that popular here in Finland. Some stores sell beef jerky, but I have seen people buying it only once. Beef jerky has just recently arrived to Finland, unlike the US where it’s pretty popular.
Perky Jerky is an invigorating caffeinated beef jerky combining premium strips of peppered beef with an energizing additive. Each package of Perky Jerky contains roughly the same amount of caffeine found in two cans of a popular energy drink.

Perky Jerky is the first ever energy jerky to be approved by the United States Department of Agriculture and it is already developing a grassroots, cult following amongst fans who insist, “it’s addictive”.

Brian Levin, the developer of Perky Jerky, said it took 3 years in the making before the product was complete: “Creating an energizing meat snack was only half the battle“. “I refused to compromise on both the taste and the effect so it took several years of trial and error to find the perfect combination of flavor and kick“, he added. At 90 calories per serving and with 22 grams of protein, Perky Jerky is also a healthy low fat snack.
Perky Jerky is flavored using a 100% natural additive derived from Guarana, a plant native to South America, and found in many energy drinks and herbal teas.
Perky Jerky review
I personally like the beef jerky they sell here in Finland, so I was interested in tasting Perky Jerky, which is sold in bags of two different sizes. I opened a small bag, and the first impression was that Perky Jerky is not as dry as the competing beef jerky (can’t remember the brand) here in Finland. Also Perky Jerky smells much different because of Guarana.

For some reason others were a bit suspicious with tasting. I took a mid-sized strip and tasted. Not too bad. It has a very own flavor because of Guarana, and I know some people don’t enjoy the taste of Guarana, but from my perspective Perky Jerky is OK.
But how about the effect of Perky Jerky? How does a caffeinated beef jerky affect your body? First of all I drink a lot of coffee. I mean A LOT, so I thought caffeinated beef jerky won’t affect me much. I was wrong. Pretty quickly after eating few strips I felt my heart beating faster. Not with the speed of tachycardia, but faster and stronger than normally. So, Perky Jerky clearly effects a human body, but I can’t say how well it keeps a person awake. I have understood that people drink energy drinks in order to stay awake, but I don’t like energy drinks, so I am not the right person to evaluate that effect.
I would say one small bag of Perky Jerky works fine. It tastes pretty good and keeps you going (and skiing), but two bags in row does not taste good anymore. Probably the taste of Guarana is so strong that at least my limit comes after one bag.

We still have a number of Perky Jerky bags on table, so next time I head to the backcountry, I’ll grab a bag of Perky Jerky with me.May be it gives me an extra boost when tired.
The great thing with Perky Jerky is that it combines both, a beef jerky snack and an energy drink effect. You quickly get a nice boost that helps you to continue skiing and climbing. Each 2 oz pack of Perky Jerky contains roughly 150 mg of caffeine, or slightly less than the caffeine amount in 2 Red Bull cans.
Hey, how do they get caffeine in Perky Jerky?
We wondered how the heck they get caffeine Perky Jerky, so I had to call the company.
Homeboy: “Hey, we received the Perky Jerky package and tasted already, but we are just wondering how you guys get the caffeine in Perky Jerky?”
Perky Jerky jerk: “Well, it’ really is a trade secret, but we feed the cows Red Bull.”
Homeboy: ..long silence..
Perky Jerky jerk: “NOOOOOOOT! Actually the caffeine comes from Guarana.”
Homeboy: “Right.”
Perky Jerky is available on the web at www.perkyjerky.com and will soon be available in stores in United States. Perky Jerky has a suggested retail price of $4.99.

via homeboyski.com